🍆 THE WORLD'S MOST HONEST DISTANCE UNIT

HOW MANY
PENISES
APART ARE WE?

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We'll tell you the distance in average erect penises.

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THE VERDICT
Distance in
PENISES
—
AVERAGE ERECT PENISES
STRAIGHT LINE
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km
IN MILES
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miles
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Based on 13.12 cm average erect length (Veale et al. 2015)
🍆 1 penis = 13.12 cm
📖 Why this unit?